I was sitting in the php irc like I often do and while I was idling playing with my daughter the funniest conversation happened...I just had to share it with everyone.

12:06  bdbdbd> hey guy is there a way to load a text file in php?

12:06  Hajuu> nope

12:06  Hajuu> impossible.

12:07  Hajuu> no. way.

12:07  bdbdbd> really? someone told me it was possible

12:07  Hajuu> its a bit rude of you to ask frankly.

12:07  Hajuu> appologise.

12:07  bdbdbd> isn't this the place to ask questions about php?

12:07  Hajuu> no. this is Pony / Horse Play

12:07  bdbdbd> my bad

12:07  Hajuu> are you.. open minded?